Goal Maestro Gifts

Edinson Cavani

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"We thought we could put in the details later."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Party games.

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

...Then, after the movie, my wife and I went in for some coffee...

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."