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Edinson Cavani

George Best

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Lionel Messi

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Official Support Groups

Party games.

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

...Then, after the movie, my wife and I went in for some coffee...

Andrés Iniesta

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'