Match-score Maestro T-Shirts

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'What'll it be?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Trampoline Balance

"I don't like it."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Edinson Cavani

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

Remorse code

'That's our entry-level menu.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'