Match-score Maestro Mugs

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'What'll it be?'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Trampoline Balance

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

George Best

"I don't like it."

Edinson Cavani

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

Remorse code

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'That's our entry-level menu.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"