Balance Maestro Mugs

Trampoline Balance

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"First break since 2008."

"Tong!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Fitness guru.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

U.S. Credit Rating

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Wealth Juggler.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''