Metric System Maestro Mugs

"I was in a bad accident up in Canada. I came within a centimeter of my life."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We can't agree on a size."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I think I'm lost."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Trampoline Balance

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Remorse code

Roberto Mancini

"We're all metric now..."

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Looking at Life: Then and Now.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'