Mileage Maestro T-Shirts

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"My best friend is my phone."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

A Bus Conductor.

"It's so boring out there."

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

Scrapyard Worker

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!