Recycling Maestro T-Shirts

Scrapyard Worker

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

The merger hits a snag.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

TV Repair 101.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"Tom here is the public face of the company."

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Bargain Hunter

'...You have a hostile takeover bid stuck in your craw.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."