Recycling Maestro Gifts

Scrapyard Worker

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The merger hits a snag.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Just Merged.

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

TV Repair 101.

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Roberto Mancini

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Bargain Hunter

"Tom here is the public face of the company."

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

'...You have a hostile takeover bid stuck in your craw.'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"