Upcycling Maestro Gifts

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Loyd Grossman

Just Merged.

TV Repair 101.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

Chinese business cuisine.

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

"Something has happened to the canary."

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Bargain Hunter