Upcycling Maestro Mugs

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

TV Repair 101.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Something has happened to the canary."

Scrapyard Worker

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Bargain Hunter

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."