Minivan Maestro T-Shirts

A mom taxi

Baby Piano

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"My best friend is my phone."

Model Building

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Take a bow!

Violin Player

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Baby dressed for the opera.

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

Little Piano

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A child busking

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Children playing percussion instruments.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Xylophone Icicles.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Bass Clef

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".