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'I think your anger may derive from the fact that you're driving a minivan.'

After years of shuttling teenagers around, Gina started hallucinating that she was morphing into a Chrysler minivan.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

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Mohammad's motors

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Mine's camper."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

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Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"I hate crowded parks!"