Vintage Van Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

"I'd like to take it for a test drive"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Motorist's Swear Box

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre