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"I hate crowded parks!"

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

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It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Mine's camper."

'Do they ever call the winds 'Mariah' anymore?'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

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'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Caravan holiday

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

Larry Grayson.

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"Nice extension."

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

"Isn't it nice to get away from housework, cooking, cleaning. . ."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Then we thought who needs a big house with a swimming pool anyway?'

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays