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"Isn't it nice to get away from housework, cooking, cleaning. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Fast Lane.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Vaccination Passport

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

The Day Dreamer.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Anything to declare?'

'Do they ever call the winds 'Mariah' anymore?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Bear Recycling.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'