Camper Van Traveler Gifts

"Isn't it nice to get away from housework, cooking, cleaning. . ."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Fast Lane.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Vaccination Passport

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

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'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

The Day Dreamer.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Anything to declare?'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Bear Recycling.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...