Vintage Van Enthusiast Gifts

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

"I'd like to take it for a test drive"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The American Nightmare.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

James May

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'