Mini Maestro T-Shirts

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"When my Franz-Johann grows up he wants to be a pianist."

Children playing percussion instruments.

Baby Piano

Bass Clef

Child with headphones at opera

Little Piano

Violin Player

A child busking

Baby

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Xylophone Icicles.

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

Take a bow!

"He shows great artistic pretension."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Remote control pirate bully

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

The No No No's

Four children playing the flute.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Baby Mozart.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano