Bowling Aficionado Prints

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"Why me?"

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

"Have you ever considered another line of work?"

"Move to strike, your honor."

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"Don't blame me! Blame the system!"

Snake leaving bowling alley with bowler and ball.

Marriage Bowling

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling with chess pieces.

If Dogs Bowled.

Francis Drake

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

Extreme Bowling.

Ball of Confusion.

"Good grief Betty, that's just the sort of pace the Test Selectors are looking for."

101 uses of a dead cat: bowling bag

"This even more fun when you invent beer!"

"Let's see...the mechanics checked your car for a clunking sound it made when going around corners."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling Ball Restraining Order

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

'I've been using the same ball since I was three years old.'

"Just leave the hat on and maybe my parents won't notice."

"When you get knocked down, son, don't pick yourself back up. That's what the pinsetter machine is for."

Covid Bowling

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

First contact did not go well.

Joe Hundredaire

Museum of Presidential Bowling Balls

Pin down

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"