Midfield Maestro T-Shirts

Andrés Iniesta

Steven Gerrard.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Musician's Fishing Trip

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

George Best

Edinson Cavani

'Treat me easy this morning.'

The Violin Artist

Fishing Music

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

Monica Seles

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

Man with a button on his head.

Bruno Fernandes

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"