Tennis Strategist Gifts

"Watch out for his back hand."

"This guys is old and slow but he's unbeatable."

'Wimbledon brings out the best in people...'

Tennis.

Novak Djokovic

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Putin and Zelensky

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

The Other Cooperstown

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I love fast break business success."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'