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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

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The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Tennis.

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Novak Djokovic

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Angry tennis player.

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."