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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Arsene Wenger

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Tennis.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Novak Djokovic

Angry tennis player.

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."