Tennis Watcher Gifts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Mixed Doubles.

Tree house.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Och lye the news'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Watching the football.

I love PE.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Once more, with fury."