Watching Tennis Gifts

Tennis

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Putting Practice.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

COWS: Cow Pong

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated