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Roger Federer

Pete Sampras

Tennis

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."