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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"#notguilty."

Cheerleaders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

I love tennis

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

End of football season - UK

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Judge

The Joust