Tournament Watcher Gifts

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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Novak Djokovic

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"#notguilty."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

I love tennis

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

End of football season - UK

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

Judge

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

The Joust