Tournament Follower Gifts

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Golf Course - Quiet Please - "Just for a few minutes Miss."

European Super League

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Cheerleaders

Palin 2012

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I Win!!!"

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

WTO-Free Traitor.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

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"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

The Joust

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"It's going to be a tough four years."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax