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"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"