Watching Tournaments Prints

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Pete Sampras

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Cheerleaders

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.