Watching Golf Tournaments Prints

David Duval

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfing Bishop.

Pete Sampras

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Snooker Golf.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'