Tennis Watcher Prints

Tennis elbow

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

Tree house.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Novak Djokovic

'Och lye the news'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

Watching the football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."