Tactics Analyst Gifts

Men discussing tactics of getting a drink from the bar

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Servicemen.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Before instant replay.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Trojan Chess

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

'Quick! Play dead!'