Tactics Analyst Gifts

Men discussing tactics of getting a drink from the bar

Servicemen.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Trojan Chess

Before instant replay.

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Quick! Play dead!'

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'