Island Strategist Gifts

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Financing Nemo

Sidewalk the game

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'Go fish.'

Two men trout fishing

"I really don't think it'll help if you address it personally to Oprah!"

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

The Evolution of fish

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Keep her steady!

"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Fishing

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'