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'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"We're making progress."

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"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'