Daycare Staff Gifts

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

City Zoo: Day Care

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Children's Parties

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Interior design trends for parents....

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Chez Nous Menu

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."