Daycare Manager Gifts

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

Rat in a childcare centre.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm on my way!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mars Poppins

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie