Daycare Provider Gifts

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'And this is Clint, our childminder...'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."