Living In A Care Home Prints

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

Old Frogs' Home

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

James Bond: Senior Years.

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

Gen X in the Golden Years.

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"Now when I was a lad..."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'