Moving To A Care Home Gifts

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"One of the joys of aging is that you can't hear the endless waffle of stupid old farts!"

Elderly care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old Frogs' Home

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Tired Woods

James Bond: Senior Years.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'