Moving To Care Home Pillows

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Come die with me.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old Frogs' Home

James Bond: Senior Years.

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.