Moving To A Rest Home Prints

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Dog on man's stair lift

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

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