Nursing Home Transition Prints

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Come die with me.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Remembering His Marbles

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The Old Elves Home

Home for the elderly

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Gen X in the Golden Years.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"