Settling Into A Nursing Home Prints

Care for the elderly.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Cat Towels

"You've changed."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Layer cake

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Bed Seasons

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Pyjama party

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Handle With Care

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Unconditional Loveseat

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."