Settling Into A Nursing Home Gifts

Care for the elderly.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'