Moving Into Assisted Living Gifts

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Come die with me.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."