Moving To Assisted Living Gifts

Handle With Care

Dog on man's stair lift

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

Aging Aliens

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

The advantages of relocating to assisted living.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Assisted Living.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Eating Pills

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"It's beer flavored prune juice."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Older man swinging out of bathtub on safety grab bars.

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Little Did She Know

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Senior Jeopardy!

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."