Moving Into Assisted Living T-Shirts

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Owl Aging Support Groups

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Come die with me.'

Old Frogs' Home

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

Remembering His Marbles

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."